The ole Jeff Dunham

When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet

Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”

by Vintage_Beard December 03, 2021

training the ol' Weedle

A Pokémon joke implying masturbation.

A: "So what're you doing tonight?"
B: "I'll be training the ol' Weedle."

by theh0peful July 19, 2015

Ol’ dankis

A loud ass creaking ass shaking ass fan that makes clicking noises when you turn it on.

Don’t turn on the fan it sounds like an ol’ dankis!!!

by Ol’.dankis.lover March 04, 2022

Ye ol' Wall Sphincter

Definition 1:

Shitting through a glory hole onto an unsuspecting victim.

Definition 2:
Pooping through a hole in the wall in a bathroom.

"You hear Terry hit the boi Dary with the Ye ol' Wall Sphincter last night?
I heard an ol' battle cry as soon as he came out of the stall."
(7:14PM)

by CL4P February 28, 2021

Ole rush

Being attacked by a group of schoolboys

I'll ole rush you blud

by Wat blud?! September 18, 2008

Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.

Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.

by Shank Bonein June 29, 2023

Big ol boi

A line of cocaine

Yo John I left a big ol boi in the kitchen for you

by Medium John August 29, 2023