Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Speed demon

One of the greatest arcade games across America or even the world. Normally 25 cents a play it requires you to pull a plunger shooting a ball around a circle path eventually getting the speed demon or 2-3 tickets.

If you get a speed demon you will have to press the button on the arrow button sending you the a smaller circle on the third ring you will have the chance to win a 500 ticket jackpot and be titled the speed demon

Adam and I played speed demon the other day and some SIMP named josh won the jackpot and bought a enderman plushie.

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021

delly speed

from the latin meaning fish aroma

has a fondness of teddy bears
likes being slow
is married to a woman

friend; delly we'are going to my house
delly; were we going

by me1 September 9, 2005

Speed wipe

Another Name For Toilet Paper

Guy 1: (Gets to end of roll) We need some more speed wipe

by john_doe 123456 July 9, 2009

High Speed Girl

An incredibly attractive female, likely a super model or beautiful enough to be one - most likely to be found in the passenger seat of a very fast sports car.

Damn! She’s a high speed girl.

Man, I need myself a high speed girl for a late night drive.

You think she’s a high speed girl?
Yeah, for sure she is.

by 11zayaa July 25, 2024