Oslo Push

After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.

The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.

The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.

Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”

Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”

Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”

by Randy May December 27, 2023

Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push

Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push

Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push

by SwwSSWswWWswS April 8, 2023

Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

Pushing P

When One Uses Opioid Pain Relievers, Such As Percs, Which Is The "P" In Pushing P.

Last Night At The Party, Me And Brody Were Pushing P's

by best1ever0811 May 1, 2023

Friday night push ups

It’s basically exercise with a friend, but it involves a penis and you have to be on a bed.

When I get home tonight ,I’m gonna do some Friday night Push ups with my girl.

Man that guy is so hot, I hope we get to do some “Friday night push-ups”

by Terrier City May 5, 2023

Pushing P

Pushing Positivity

It means…if you think positively about something you can make it through.

Been Pushing P lately while studying for my finals.

by parrachen November 28, 2023

Pushing P

“Pushing Positivity” according to Young Thug’s attorney. 🅿️

"Pushing P" stands for "Pushing Positivity." "It means, in any circumstance you're in, if you think positively about something, you can make it through. You're pushing positivity."

by flavortown November 28, 2023