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Shady Band Naming

When a group of musicians who aren't that great name their band something super cool. Usually you will here this band's name and be like "oh damn" and go look it up. You will be disapointed.
Mitch: Dude I heard about this band "Attack Attack!" last week and it sounded cool so I looked them up.

Alec: That's a sick name! I'm going to check them out!

Mitch: No don't bother. There was some Shady Band Naming going on...
by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011
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UD name whore

An individual who only submits endless inside jokes about friends names to Urban dictionary
UB name whore individual: trixy is a blah blah blah with blah blah blah hair and...

The Urban dictionary community: OMG will u STFU and stop being a UD name whore?!
by Sagsagman1245780 December 15, 2014
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name-tag bitch

A girl who's destined career path will always inevitably require wearing a name tag as part of her work uniform.

Simply put, an uneducated, unmotivated girl who lacks street smarts and who has the same mental capacity as a bucket of whale shit. They're attractive for one reason and only one, their girl parts.
While talking shit to a friend: The dude is a literal pussy magnet, capable of luring in every name-tag bitch within 25 miles of a truck stop.
by mustard or relish February 17, 2014
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[any male name]

"Ow, it hit me right in the any male name*!"

(*Peter, Jimmy, Jonathan, Robert, Thomas, Larry, Fritz, Paul, Langston, Archibald, Louis, etc...)
by Duke of the Bump June 26, 2014
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A guy named Jeremiah

He's literally just a guy named Jeremiah. DEAL WITH IT.
a guy named Jeremiah ate my subway sub and I'm depressed
by Sourwrap May 6, 2021
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Chinese Restaurant Name

An obviously Americanized/Westernized pseudonym taken by ethnically East Asian restaurant workers such as Billy, Kevin, Tony, Susan, Mary, etc.
I went to Ming Kui Lau and my server's name was Tony. No, seriously! It said that on his name tag! I mean yeah, it's probably not his real name, but his Chinese Restaurant name was Tony. Good guy, Tony...
by JohnnyApocalypse July 4, 2015
mugGet the Chinese Restaurant Namemug.

dogs named Henry

Small Dogs named Henry need to be burned
by Sam;) October 13, 2022
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