music snob

An especially irritating breed of tool, the music snob is a self described authority on what is or is not "good" music. The genre is irrelavant, as music snobs somehow confuse their subjective opinions with objective concrete facts across all genres of music. The music snob is quick to write off your taste in music, and often spout proudly a large number of "better" unknown and/or less "commercial" bands that if you had as good of taste as they did, you would already know about and love. The music snob can be found at low budget local record stores, probably arguing with a clerk about how no good bands cds are for sale. The music snob often prides themselves on their, again, self described "non-conformist" interests, and everyone else is merely a braindead product of MTV. The music snob fails to realize the definition of the word opinion: 1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal., and instead dilludes themselves into thinking that their opinions are more valid than those of anyone whos differ.

Music Snob: Oh my god, is that (insert band here), they suck, they are totally (insert bizzare music sub-genre) not real (insert music genre). If you werent such a sheep youd listen to (insert 1, to an indefinate number of obscure/unpopular bands).

Person#2: Wow you are one annoying faggot ass music snob, why dont you go choke on a dick and die while listening to (insert a likely crappy band they mentioned) you ass sucking bitch fuck.

by greaz December 7, 2006

high school musical

A crap, overrated movie that contains annoying songs, yet they get stuck to your head and a cheesy plot where there's a happy ending and the 2 main characters end up together.
Disney's lame representation of high school where there are no problems in life and you end up with the person you fall in love with, and people are told to "stick to their status quo" instead of trying something new.

Kid: *watching Disney channel and dancing along to High School Musical*

HSM freak: *singing in hallway* We're all in this together once we know--
Dude: STFU.
HSM freak2: I have a HSM binder, stickers, pencil case, dolls, and --
Dude: I'll burn them all!

by Stealth! April 8, 2008

All dogs must chase the cat.

the basic fact of life, which literally means that all playaz gotta work to get the pussy.

"All dogs must chase the cat."
"Word to your mother."

by Nick D May 30, 2003

mustache-ride

When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.

During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.

by Seth P July 22, 2005

dirty muskee

A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.

Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!

by pooba August 10, 2006

"v" muscle

the hottest muscle that a guy could have. it is the line of muscle starting by the hip bone and ending as far down as possible(by the groin)

"That lifeguard is sooooooo hot. Look at his bod especially his "v" muscle"
oooo lala

by kayla May 13, 2005

Good Music

Music that doesn't suck.

"Hey, want to listen to some good music?"
"Does it suck?"
"No."
"Oh, yeah, what was I thinking? Good music doesn't suck."

by awesomekidman December 9, 2008