vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

by Martini Muff October 10, 2015

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

muff

A slang word for Motherfucker

This Fucking Muff Niger can won't open

by Muff Niger November 21, 2016

stud muff

A New Jersey word for old vagina.

You stupid stud muff

by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016

snuff muff

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody

I can't wait to snuff muff :)

by Caitzzzz January 25, 2016

muff-puff

going down on a girl. A female blowjob

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.

by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018