Mormonity

the state or condition of maladaptive thought processes resulting from indoctrination into the Mormon/LDS cult

Mark: So it was getting hot and heavy with me and Elizabeth when I noticed that she was wearing the least sexy underwear I have ever seen. That shit was granny panties on crack!

Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.

by your BDSM friend December 5, 2011

MORMON

People who do not go out,they don't get with anyone,or drink or do anything fun

Those mormons need to get out more

by Peeblesgossippart2 March 18, 2017

Mormon

Someone who takes part in the satanic cult of the Later Day Saints. The men typically have 3-5 wives, and the women have no other purpose in life but to cook and clean.

I heard that mormons are basically Muslims that know how to fly planes away from tall structures.

by Joe E Salads May 6, 2018

turkish mormon

its when three parnters get together, one kneels while the other two stand. The person kneeling licks the asshole of the two others having intercourse. The person kneeling then gives the person receiving a reach-a-round.

Sorry bro, i cant go to the heavy feather show with you tonight. My sister accidentally got a turkish mormon from my uncle.

by heavyfeathersmellsnice February 25, 2009

Mormon

Brainwashed cultists who think they're Christians but they're not.

"Hey dude, you know Sally? She's a Mormon!"

by cocksucker999 May 9, 2019

Moronerd

A moron who is also a nerd

That idiot geek over there is such a moronerd!

by alex obrehbreh February 27, 2010

Morongoa

A girl that is low key a hoe but actually hiding behind church. She get laid on Saturday,them boom on Sunday she's at church acting all holy

Usually used by Pretoria people ko kasi

That girl is a morongwa

She's always indoor but she's a morongoa

by Mash Jr October 9, 2019