Nutticus Maximus

When you accidentally run nuts to nuts into another mans baby sauce maker in a scissoring fashion. "Baseballs Carlos Gomez and Jake Bauer ran dangly pain sack into dangly pain sack with such verocity that all men almost got neutered"

"Frank and i hit the Nutticus Maximus when we both tried to catch the same ball". "The two gay guys were so excited they hit the Nutticus Maximus and turned the night limp"

by FluffyMcRedBeard September 15, 2023

Chonchitis Maximosis

A characteristic some females have with their vaginas where they are extremely or unusually large and often discolored.

I dated this one girl from Marcos de Niza High school, man when she pulled down her chonies she had a severe case of Chonchitis Maximosis.

by Chinooks64 September 22, 2023

Godus Maximus

Expression of great pleasure, used to emphasize the happiness resulting from a positive event for the user. It's often used in the presence of the offended person, in case it involves a dispute.

" beat you at Perudo, godus maximus!"

by xMrDan December 18, 2023

Shitamus maximus

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

by mommyallana December 20, 2023

bare maximum

when someone is being over the top and it's not their place or obligation

Why are you doing the bare maximum? You don't need to ask me how my day was

by Ashlee Dawson February 5, 2024

Nexus Maximus

One of the Thirteen Primes in Transformers lore, Nexus Maximus was the first combiner and consists of five smaller bots, whose toys were exclusively released by the Transformers Collector's Club over the course of five years.

Unfortunately, "Nexus Maximus" was also the name of a dildo that was the top search result of the name at the time, which eventually forced Hasbro to change his name to Nexus Prime.

I love playing with my Nexus Maximus!

by Joe_Biden April 11, 2024

Boomus Maximus

A slang term used when all the stops are pulled out of an organ, often used for dramatic affect.

"Did you see Luke is playing the community Mass?"
"Yeah, he turned on Boomus Maximus for the pedal solo."

by Cringe</3 April 13, 2024