Basic white male

Scrawny bios with black hair that play soccer and fortnite and smell bad

That dude over there is such a basic white male

by Cheezitsrulebish March 5, 2019

Male

1. Contrary to popular belief, men are not "TEH SHITZ" or whatever they tend to believe that they are. While women go through their phases, men tend to rarely grow out of them and sometimes act the same way in their middle ages as they did in their teen years.

Generally, men tend to be egoists. There is such a thing as a nice guy, however, though you'll be hard pressed to find one. Some men are wonderful, caring people, but there are also assholes, who are worthy of being burned on the stake.

Many people believe it to be correct for men to be physically and emotionally attracted to women; they can also be attracted to other men as well. These men are called homosexuals. They can be bitchy or nice as well.

Men and women differ in their sexual organs, whereas men have dicks and other fun stuff, women get boobs and vaginas. Oooh, what fun.

The male is also the Y in the equation, just so ya know.

2. Slightly derogatory way to call a guy a man.

1. "That's the male bathroom, and that's the female bathroom."

2. "What a male!"

by Simply Doomed April 3, 2009

Beta Male

In the animal kingdom, the alpha male is the dominant member of the community. He’s like a cartoon caveman, commanding deference. The betas are wingmen, collaborative and conciliatory. In human terms, betas make the best mates. They do more in the house, and probably in the bedroom, because they know how to hasten the greater good. The beta has poetry in him, and a touch of youthful idealism. He’s sure of who he is, and not constantly trying to prove his value in materialistic terms. (Alpha: Your expensive car doesn’t make you interesting.) The beta can earn a lot of money, or a little, but the money’s not the thing; he profits because he works well with others.

There’s something rebellious about the beta male; he challenges the social order rather than succumbing to it. The beta male doesn’t buy in to the basest stereotypes about male behavior, and that’s hugely sexy.

That guy is so unassuming, affable and genuine. I wonder if he's a Beta Male...

by Psychgrad July 10, 2009

fail as a male

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.

Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.

by mkablam May 11, 2009

male diva

A male diva is a man who acts like a woman: he is emotionally demanding, creates unnecessary drama, fusses over his appearance, and wants to be the center of attention.

My last three boyfriends were male divas. All three fussed over their appearance and grew jealous when I received more attention and compliments than they did!

by Prettypoet October 26, 2013

male shocker

Four on the sack, one in the back.

alternately,

Two on each nut, one in the butt.

After the way you treated Daphne tonight, i wouldn't be suprised if she gave you the male shocker.

Last night was awesome...Daphne gave me the male shocker.

by chunk t September 21, 2006

Marley

The fattest joint known to man. Just as Bob Marley smoked.

Damn, we put an eighth into that marley. I sure am baked.

by Stu Pididiot July 19, 2008