March 9th

the day that all dicks will be untied in 2020 and they will much between to create a boob

Kelvin- Oh shit March 9th 2020 is exactly next year!
JoshyPoshy- yay so excited when our dicks become boobs! hope its a double Z!!!!

by chickennoodlebonesyummy October 16, 2019

March 23

people who are born on this day wanna fuck draco malfoy, they’re in love with him

“draco malfoy is so hot!!!”
“lol you’re so march 23, silly goose!”

by ceermite September 13, 2020

March 12

Hang out with your girlfriend day

Girlfriend: Guess what day it is?
Boyfriend: March 12?
Girlfriend: Exactly!! You know what that means!
Boyfriend: oh yeah! U get to hang out with you :)

by Jesse's Guy October 20, 2019

March 13

National Canadian Be Lonely Day

March 13 Anyone born on this day will never find true love

by Mr.IDontKnow March 25, 2021

March 3rd

March 3rd or 3 is take his v-card day! Take your manz v-card, give him da kitty sis! He deserves it , so make it special. Be sure not to tell him or it won’t be a surprise. Better hope he’s better than this day in general though.

Me: Heyyyy girl , you ready for March 3rd?
My home girl: Yea ofc , he’s gonna be so exited for 3!

by HeLuvMe January 25, 2022

March 12th

THE DAY OF BEING TIKTOK FAMOUS AND NO ONE HAS A WORD IN IT!

person 1- OMG you have to follow me

person 2- Why i dont have too!
person 1- But its March 12th I have to blow up!

by pseudo1234imcool January 05, 2020

March 24th

National Thick day. The day to celebrate your thickness.
And if you were born on this day, you're either slim thick, or will be slim thick.

Girl 1: "It's March 24th!"
Girl 2: "Let's celebrate our thickness!"

Girl 1: "I was born on March 24th!"
Girl 2: "You're thick as hell, girl!"

by September 12, 2020