Bursting a Water Main

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.
"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"
by waverboy February 10, 2018
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what i main

What I main means "I'm with them" in other contexts
Oh yeah I main her
"Who's she" she's what I main
by Lvina Lavina August 26, 2022
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smoke main

if you main smoke you probably mess around in casual and don't care about your kd, everyone loves you, everyone wants to be your friend, and nothing stops you while playing siege. or your a toxic pos
person 1: emily is such a smoke main
person 2: but emily has no friends
by Furball Kun April 13, 2021
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Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."
by H+M December 20, 2014
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Sockpuppet on Main

a slang term for outing your alternate account by making a post with it that was clearly intended to be from your main persona but you forgot to switch back first. See Horny on Main.
OMG! She went Sockpuppet on Main? Is there even an Urban Dictionary entry for that? (shameless plug)
by Paul Pinecone May 19, 2023
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shut up mii main

you are a subhuman who does not deserve the right to speak to me
punky on twitter.com is talking? i will reply with shut up mii main
by ShadteR November 16, 2020
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MAIN CHARACTER PARADOX

I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER AS CALL ME YOU ARE STAND.
GET A LIFE as I am the MAIN CHARACTER PARADOX.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 26, 2021
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