drunk lunch

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".

This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"

person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere

by cheeky bull February 6, 2012

Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012

touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.

1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011

made lunch

Two individuals trying to be stealth about their relationship. When asked what they are doing, instead of giving the real answer they insist on covering it up. "Made lunch"= "made love"

A: What did you and YOUR GIRL do yesterday
B: Nothing much, we just made lunch

by thechek June 17, 2011

ate him for lunch

When you ruin someone's livelihood physically, emotionally, mentally, theoretically, metaphysically, and spiritually.

Racer 1: "Yo did you see me overtake that kid at turn 3? I ate him for lunch."
Racer 2: "yea that kid looks like he is in shambles"

by Radiotrophic Gint February 1, 2023

Daryl Lunch

Consuming large quantities of semen while wearing only ostrich cowboy boots.

The fella sure guzzled down his Daryl Lunch after that five person handy J.

by Phalisphil February 1, 2023