Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

logang

disgusting group of little pubescent boys

jimmy: mummy says i’m allowed to join the logang
brodie: sexy

by bigboibilly September 11, 2018

Logan

Big dick boi

Logan’s got a fat cock

by KoalaTrash November 19, 2018

Logan

Extremely gay

I Loganed him in the face with a house

by Isabelle220 November 20, 2018

Logan

Sweet, funny, caring, hot, plays basketball, christan, loves to dance

"Wow, Amber, you are so lucky that Login is your boyfriend."
"Yeah, he's super cute. And he gives the best kisses."
Logan is the best

by Say HEY January 29, 2019

Logan

A obese homosexual male who is a late bloomer

Oh what a logan

He’s just going to be a logan

He likes boys, he’s a logan

by Blacklivesmatter69 February 14, 2019

Logan

Super nice, but a crazy bitch when you get to know her. Best friend is satan. Still fits in kids clothes and has never finished a chapstick. Literally only wears black leggings and a hoodie. Maybe a long sleeve shirt ever once in a while. Is a monopoly god. Don’t mess with her she’ll shoot you faster than you can say “Where’s the juul?”

Guy 1-“who is that?”
Guy 2-“Dude that’s that crazy bitch Logan, hide your juul.”

by Teneisha green March 10, 2019