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Lost my virginity

When your not a virgin anymore because had sex for the first time. But before you want to lose it here's something you should know: Lose it to someone that you trust, love, and care about.
Jen: Mary! I just Lost my virginity at the party!
Mary: Oh who?!
Jen: Your brother...
Mary: But he's 19 and you're 16
Jen: I know but I couldn't resist!
Mary: Before I ask my brother, what did you guys do?
Jen: I rode him, and then he got on top of me! He stopped when my legs were shaking and when I had to pee so bad! He lasted for almost 2 hours, he's a legend!

Mary: Jeez!

Jen: Then he ate me out for 30 minutes, he was so turned on; so, I gave him a handjob. But he suggested that I gave him a blowjob instead, which was hard because his dick was 11 inches and I nearly choked!
Mary: TMI!!!! (Too much info)
by idk_go away June 24, 2020
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fable the lost chapters

Its a bit like ya mom. Juicy epic and fruity. PS.. Joseph skeen smels
fable the lost chapters periods is bloody (literally) brilliant
by phezmiester October 25, 2011
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Lost in Translation

An amazing film written and directed by Sofia Coppola and starring Scarlett Johansson and Bill Murray.

It's about two people who are visiting Japan and who feel lost in life. Their chance meeting leads to a touching and intimate friendship and the film follows their attemts to find themselves in a strangely familiar and beautiful yet alien and bewildering environment.

The film is shot beautifully and the music combines with amazing shots of Tokyo to produce an incredibly moving film.
"Magical, funny, truly soulful, classically timeless... an absolute must see" - Uncut

"Phenomenal... film of the year!" - Arena

Winner of Acadamy Award for Best Screenplay 2004, 3 Golden Globes and 3 BAFTAS
by Autumn Child August 18, 2005
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whatever major loser

stupid hand signal used by little kids who want to express their hatred for people.
by kt June 5, 2003
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Los Angeles Clippers

They suck major shit, no talent on the team. Disgrace to Los Angeles and the lakers. Should just stop playing basketball and the NBA should make them a d league team. Their roster is full of gays such as Kaman, Davis, and Brian cook.

FUK THE CLIPPERS

Vinny likes pussy
Davis is a fatass
just look at their record in their past two years.
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS=GARBAGE
by GOAAAN December 9, 2010
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Coco Loso

Invented by rapper Fabolous. Coconut flavored Cîroc vodka with pineapple juice.

The name = Coco (Short for cocunut) Loso (Fabolous' nickname)
Hell yeah, we can make a Coco Loso!
by xECKSx58 January 2, 2011
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Los Angeles Dodgers

A Major League Baseball team originating from Brooklyn, NY, which moved to Los Angeles. Colors are white and blue.
by Isi Oamen October 2, 2003
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