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Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.
by DL14097 October 11, 2019
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hand lemon

The accurate term for the sport commonly known as American Football. This term is more accurate because in this sport, a lemon-shaped "ball" primarily comes into contact with players' hands, rather than their feet. In contrast, the sport referred to as football globally is accurately named, because the spherical ball primarily comes into contact with players' feet.
I went to the sports bar expecting to watch Champions League but they had hand lemon on every TV!

I was talking to my friend about football, and she went off on a tangent about the Denver Broncos! Americans and their hand lemon, am I right?

Every time I try to watch Bundesliga, the sports bars don't even have the right channel... It's like all they care about is hand lemon and baseball!
by beeranne January 21, 2021
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Do you listen to Lemon Demon?

An alternate discreet way of asking somebody if they belong in the LGBT community, namely Transgender. See also: Do you listen to mother mother?
X: "Do you listen to Lemon demon?"
Y: "Yeah, of course! My pronouns are They/Them!!"

A: "Mom, Dad... I'm gay."
A's Dad: "We know, Son. We heard you respond 'Yes' to the question 'Do you listen to Lemon Demon?'."
A's Mom: lmao loser
by kittycatttmattt July 22, 2021
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Pressed Lemon

by supermassiveblackwhore April 10, 2012
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Bitter Lemon Tea

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Man - " I just found out I had chlamydia yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."
by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016
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easy peasy lemon squeezy

slang phrase (from an old British detergent commercial) used to express that something was quickly and easily done.
by nick_f November 4, 2009
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Anastasia Lemon

A name that Asian people search online and add for assumed stalking purposes. It is truly unknown as to the reason of why they add all Anastasia Lemons, except that it is also assumed that they are attracted to the name "Lemon".
Anastasia Lemon: "Do I know you?"

"not.. yet.."
by harkall September 16, 2010
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