jonathanwhatthyfok

Used to ask your buddy what are they doing because it just dont make sense

"im going to cook this wad of cash in the microwave"
"Jonathanwhatthyfok"

by WHat the frickedy frick February 19, 2019

jonathanripped

Jonathan but SHREDDED

WOW that jonathanripped!

by big lando December 2, 2019

Jonathan😫

A very good looking male that can pull any type of religion,skin tone,and gender

Jonathan😫 ur so Deddy

by Jaycapalxt January 17, 2021

jonathanbrandiswife

the best BFF that could ever exist btw I’m her rat also hi if ur reading this Reagan!

Me: hi Reagan!
Jonathanbrandiswife: hi rat!
Me: bye clœwn!

by calleighia February 5, 2021

Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

jonathansexual

I love Jonathan K, he's my love for life. He can be the best you see him ask him out or just simp on him.

I loving simping for Jonathan K he the best, i gave him 10 dollars because i love him so much -jonathansexual

by Lord_Spooky March 11, 2022

Jonathanawg

Somebody who says a game is bad and actively makes fun of it yet is good at it

That Jonathanawg says he doesn't like Fortnite but he wins every match

by casuallybiased June 19, 2023