Jessica

If your name is Jessica you probably like eating cucumbers. You make friends really easily but have trouble holding back your funny side, and end up saying something too soon. You are extreamly kind and funny however your passion is not very strong for immigrants and paninis.

Why's she eating a cucumber

It's jessica (or jizzica), it's what she does.

by Marvinsroom70 January 16, 2021

Jessica Anne Reyes

A stupid of stupidities. LOUD. Scavenges off peoples food, especially 🍟 and emotions. Rich and denies it constantly. Bad breath. Is the human version of a vulture.

OMG. It’s Jessica Anne Reyes run!!!! Before she takes your food and kills you with her bad breath.

by Stasiodhviuefwygv November 4, 2019

Jessica Woo

AKA the Bento Box Queen

Person 1: Do you know who Jessica Woo is?
Person 2: No, who is she?
Person 3: She's The BENTO BOX QUEEN

by Foodie94 March 16, 2022

Jessica

a beautiful woman who takes care of herself.she is very good with kids.she is clumsy.but pretty

Jessica:hello
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome

by !14ktrippyzzz January 12, 2021

Jessica Agustin

A person who likes to indulge in men's penises, especially ones named Mark Wang

You're such a Jessica Agustin

by M@C1233 April 13, 2022

Jessica

A JESSICA HAS THE BIGGEST DUMP TRUCK YOU WILL EVER SEE!!!!

"Holy crap, look at jessicas ass!!"

by Rxlla August 30, 2022

Jessica

A skonka from the block.

Wherever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va jessica”

by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021