Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.
by Beard King January 3, 2014
Get the Jake Vaughnmug. by Federal Jake February 12, 2018
Get the federal jakemug. The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.
by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005
Get the jake gyllenhaalmug. by Ellxception January 17, 2018
Get the Jake Paulermug. Some tall guy who will generally annoy the hell out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. Also his beard is a lie.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.
Alyson: god I don't know why I keep hanging out with Jake Page.....
Marissa: Ya me either......
Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!
Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!
Marissa: Ya me either......
Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!
Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!
by A150n November 28, 2011
Get the Jake Pagemug. absolute whopper of a cock, hell of a guy. absolute bad bitch. goes around stealing everybody's girl. don't like Jake? he'll knock you out
by Bigdaddy89 November 27, 2018
Get the Jake Tomeymug.