Jessica

Jess is usually a bitch, she will leach onto you and make you feel like she is your best friend and then she will exploit all your secrets. Never trust a bitch named Jessica.

Girl 1: oh look it’s Jessica

Girl 2: oh that short ass bitch. Ewwww
Girl 1: she’s pretty nice

Girl 2: just wait till she’s done leaching on you
Girl 1: omg I can see that

Girl 2: no shit

by Bitch42069 July 27, 2018

Jessica

An over populated breed of trash panda that live in cum dumpsters. They are infested with many diseases and are not to be treated as house pets. Usually spotted in section 8 housing.

That Jessica has it’s dirty paws on my son Jeremy! We have to kill it before it spreads disease!

by Whittneycummings June 20, 2019

Jessica

Bitch, mean and horrible slut

Jessica's a bitch

by Pineapple honey July 10, 2014

Jessie

jessie's are usually nice and wonderful, but can be backstabbing and rude!

(person 1): who's that?
(person 2): jessie

(person 1): oh that explains it!

by horsenikon December 7, 2015

tiphany and jessi

a.a slut, and a slut. and a little sucks whore stoners.
2. slut bad whores who don't know the meaning of life.
w. jessi ho
s. poser, lying bitchy fat urly, bitchy bitch fat ugly bitch bitch girl.
4.slut whore ho bags.
3. dirty skum bag hoes

just look above stupid.

by ihatethoseskanks May 14, 2004

Jessicas

A small, unintentional crimp or wave in your hair, usually at the back of the head where hair is the thickest and least visible to the eye. This occurs when a section of hair is missed while straightening.

Named after Jessica Simpson and her signature arm wave used when belting out a song but not to be confused with the much larger Christina.

You've got some jessicas goin on back there.

by acceb August 16, 2007

Jessica

a basic girl who only cares about how her makeup looks. pretends to like you and be your friend but only cares about stealing your BFFs man. has really nice abs and makes sure everyone knows she does. Also has all the boys chasing her but only leads them one. only wears maroon and black clothing and pretends she's goth but really a secret nerd. don't trust Jessica's they will backstab you.

person 1: wow Jessica's makeup looks really good!
person 2: she spent 5 hours on her lipstick alone.

by NoonanMissIt November 29, 2016