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A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj
Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Joe Swan

Man born with a rare penis condition known as “Parabolic Penile Dysfunction
Yo dick reminds me of Joe Swan. That shit fucked up.
by 73736182)63682 November 24, 2018
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Joe Fixit

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.
Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.
by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
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Joe Quick

The most bad-a$$ mo fo there is, he's so sure of it he don't care if he says his name a million times...he just wants you to know that he is, Joe Motha Effin Quick
by Billy Bob Joel Thomas March 18, 2011
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Sixpack Joe

Sarah Palin's example of 'Average Joe.' Nobody else in the world uses this phrase.
'Ask any hockey mom or Sixpack Joe about the economy...'
by omgomgomg12345 January 16, 2009
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Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.
Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.
by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016
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joe father

some guy: yo whos joe
other guy: joe father
by lfao December 21, 2019
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