clown town

An area of town frequently inhabited by hookers. Clown comes from the heavily-applied whore-makeup or clown makeup.

"Me and my friends were cruisin through downtown, when we turned down Broadway we noticed frickin' hookers everywhere. it was a real clown town down there."

by Jean-Luc Picard May 18, 2006

Middle Town

A town in the middle of two other towns..

"Hey what's that town call in between the First town and the End town?"

"Uhh.. Middle town?"

by Do the Jank March 22, 2009

friend in town

Slang for a woman's menstruation.

I can't make love with you tonight. I've got a friend in town.

by Bleepish224 May 19, 2009

Funky Town

A Place, Attitude, Vibe that promotes good will hunting

The Morning Reveler will Craveineverything Funky Town holds true!

by Bennie BoyTV September 10, 2019

the king of town

A fat, elderly Santa Clause wanna-be who has no friends because nobody likes him.

"hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!" said the knig of town, "I want to eat some butter and lard and anything else that will make me even more fat! hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!"

by the gb5 December 3, 2003

tidy town

describes a woman who is deemed to be sexy ie wearing a respectable g-string and or non slutty

Hey see that girl over there... She is "tidy town"

Yep she is quality miffin alrite!

by David P January 28, 2005

town mooch

A very strange, confused, socially retarded (possibly mentally retarded) person who has nothing better to do apart from to wander aimlessly around the town centre all day making everybody who comes into contact with them feel slightly worried.

Not to be confused with a tramp/hobo, town moochers usually are fairly clean and probably have a small flat somewhere possibly even a job and/or a fellow town mooching partener/family.

Oh my days! Here comes that family of town moochers, why does the mum always wear a crash helmet?"

"Hey mate, if you don't stop hanging around town every day, people gonna start calling you a town mooch"

by tommo55555 October 21, 2009