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can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting
I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes
by Joel R June 1, 2005
mugGet the can of smashed assholesmug.

Coke can man

1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.
He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.
by The girl down the street December 27, 2004
mugGet the Coke can manmug.

Canadian Can Job

The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.
My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!
by Sportstop October 31, 2008
mugGet the Canadian Can Jobmug.

The Livable Sardine Can

A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.

Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!
by gravy111 November 18, 2010
mugGet the The Livable Sardine Canmug.

can we hit

Usually placed before a like goal
YouTuber: Guys can we hit 5k likes?
5 year old: YES!!!!
Youtuber: *continues video*
by IceStoneVulpix December 6, 2019
mugGet the can we hitmug.

trash can huddle

1. Four or more gay men switching condoms with each other in a orgy.
2. A group of straight men throwing up together after a night of drinking, that usually results in awkward homoerotic exploration.
Hey Dude, did you hear Richie got in a trash can huddle last night.
Dude, I always knew he had it in him.
Yeah,
Sweet.
by BFizzy September 25, 2005
mugGet the trash can huddlemug.

last hotdog in the can

How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.
"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"
by gurnard February 13, 2009
mugGet the last hotdog in the canmug.

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