mark wood

A guy who talks about his high school days and favorite word is dude. Also wants to name his kid Morning

Dude, I just mark wood in high school

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

Tiger Wood

When you give a foregasm like the great golfer you are

"Dude i totally tiger wooded that golfing son of a bitch"

by B-r0v August 28, 2006

pecker wood

Commonly referred to by people describing someone who is lesser than others. A very ignorant person, usually a male manager of a workgroup.

"My boss Brian is a Pecker Wood!"
"He calls himself Mister Big Drawers, but we all call him a Pecker Wood."

by Jake Hamton December 11, 2007

Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

by garuru0 December 27, 2009

out of the woods

A phrase re-defined by Taylor Swift to describe the phase in a relationship after some initial awkwardness where your partner turns into a character from a romantic comedy.
see also: Vanessa Mayer's "Daisy May" character on Saturday Night Live, a "romantic comedy expert".

"out of the woods" only makes sense in the context of a Taylor Swift song

by realtalking October 29, 2014

Fratting for wood

1. When stranded in the Brocono Mountains, exploring all surrounding homesteads for suitable firewood to support your insatiable desire for beer and women henceforth resulting in the kleptomania of hanus amounts of uncompensated firewood (and simultaneously packing the fattest skoal spearmint gooches imagined by mankind).

2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.

1. Frat guy #1: DOOD! we're out of firewood!
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.

2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.

by Mr. Tau December 27, 2010

dirty wood

It's whene you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a shit right in the middle of it

You I broke up with my girlfriend

Why

Because I we had some dirty wood

by Kruptpopcorn January 26, 2016