zones wang

inexistant not there nothing a blank stare

vagina or non-existant something you stick a penis into

by NightWolf February 5, 2004

The Boss Zone

The Boss Zone is the area between The Friend Zone and The Dating Zone
The Boss Zone is similar to The Friends With Benefits Zone. The Boss Zone is usually when two friends harbor romantic feelings for each other, usually neither person is bothered by these feelings, but usually these feelings are left un-dealt with, although The Boss Zone can include sexual conduct or full out sex

So are you in the friend zone?
No, he likes me too.
Then why don't you date?
I don't know, but out friendship is pretty boss...tee hee
>Birth Of The Boss Zone<

by Alex Dementia May 7, 2012

Crib Zone

Term used to define a residence usually owned by an irresponsible person where all types of scoundrels gather or live at some point in their lives. Illegall activities take place under the guise of drunkeness and more often than not are the setting for numerous unreported sexual assaults. Basically a playland exclusively for the morally unconcious.

I'm going to Tom's tonight and see what kind of trouble i can get into at his Crib Zone!

by Big Business October 29, 2007

zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.

I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.

by T.I.S.F February 10, 2008

zone-fire

Concentrated Heat. Extremely Hot.

The shirt is hot, but the combination of that shirt and those shades are totally zone-fire!

by Tim@3o1Dunson November 24, 2010

Friend Zone

When somebody is intent upon making someone else their friend, but that person wants absolutely nothing to do with the first person. The Person being harassed with the attempt at Friendship has been placed in the Friend Zone.

Squidward was placed in the Friend Zone by Spongebob.

by eighthdoctor April 26, 2014

no throw zone

a time period in which no sexual attivity can accure due to an upcoming event.

my girl comes back in two days I am in my "no throw zone" so she won't know I've been cheating

by kickasscc January 1, 2007