Sun Touched One

Black

Linni: "you must be a sun touched one."
Black Gandolf: "wha..."

by Lagcasist April 8, 2025

buff sun

sun from roach pit the discord server is gay and very stronk

sun: i just broke a fucking door by closing it
everyone: buff sun

by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 22, 2019

Sun

a Fucking Huge ball of plasma in the sky which will probably kiss us in a billion years

Wow the sun is so bright today

by Randomthing December 10, 2024

Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel

Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"

by that 1 kid September 11, 2009

stream sun

Someone who is addicted to being outdoors and sunlight.

"Nothing I hate more than a stream sun hippie."

by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008

Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024