Hemology

The study of the alteration of clothes. Those who practice hemology are called hemists, hemologists, or tailors.

Me: I bought a suit and it didn't fit well. I had to go to a hemologist to fix it.

Father: Hopefully the hemist has a degree in Hemology.

by L'hemist April 19, 2021

Homelube

When your significant other loogies and snot rockets on the others penis and proceeds to give a rim and handjob

I went to Becky's today and she gave me a homelube

by Gerald Pinkstinker May 4, 2021

homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

homilliteraphobic

Being illiterate and homophobic at the same time.

You can't be illiterate and homophobic at the same time you homilliteraphobic

by Realisbitchontheblock May 14, 2021

homeless romantic

Homeless romantic

fantasizing becoming homeless

people who are homeless romantics are probably huge dream kinnies or a dream stan idk

person A: "why the fuck would you want to be homeless?"
person B: "to fulfill my homeless romantic fantasies"
person A: "wait isn't it hopeless romantic?"
person B: "how fucking dare you compare those two homeless romantic is definitely better"
person A: "i don't even want to ask"

by candula July 10, 2021

homo homini lupus

Literal translation: humans are wolves for other people
Conceptual translation: humans are predating one each other

Homo homini lupus is a downfall to humanity

by Sir. B December 5, 2021

HOMO

Hate Of Missing Out (HOMO)

I've got HOMO for the work Christmas party because i am rostered on

by Tuggersarus January 7, 2022