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hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying
that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child
by coontz March 30, 2016
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hipster phone

Any form of iPhone.
Brian: Hey did you hear? Heather dropped her new iPhone X and the back of it is cracked to shit! She has to pay an extra $600 to make an insurance claim to get it replaced. It happened right after she spent all that money on those airports since it had no headphone jack!
Michael: That's what happens when you buy a fucking hipster phone!
by Mike the master douche November 7, 2017
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vape hipster

A vape hipster always has new, uncommon mods in their hands. They'll usually bash on popular, trendy mods and have or want U.S. Custom built mods.
Person 1: Look, I just got the new IPV!
Person 2: Oh, that's okay. Look at my new U.S. made custom built series, unregulated duel 18650 box mod with mos fut protection! #LowSerialNumbers!
Person 1: Oh wow, you're such a vape hipster!
by Branemu December 29, 2015
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hipster caravan

"Tiny house" a caravan built by a hipster for much more than the cost of a caravan.

Hipster caravans may be called hipster trailers in some cultures.
That fanny just bought a hipster caravan for 30 grand haw haw haw.
by Markypeee November 8, 2017
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hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
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hipster sweg

Hipsters cannot over come the power of normal swag, so must obtain their own type of swag, the slightly less powerful swag is sweg, hipsters may pretend to be gangsters by smoking weed 24/7 and listening to Tyler the creator/odd future, but in reality, they will never over come the boundary which separates them from swag and sweg.
Harry Evans has the most amount of hipster sweg in the UK, Leeds is full of hipsters.
by The1whoshallnotbenamedxox June 21, 2014
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hipster hotbox

noun. A room in which nerds vape together with the doors and windows shut so the room fills up with thick clouds of water vapor. Commonly used for taking selfies in the cloud, and crowd sourcing a sense of belonging and coolness.
It was a total hipster hotbox in there, I couldn't see past all the selfie sticks and water vapor.
by alexwells5000 November 18, 2015
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