handler

A guardian responsible for escorting a retarded child or adult in public. Highly alert and well trained, these individuals can sense when their "client" is ready to change from sweet and calm to loud and destructive. Sometimes seen armed with a chair and a whip as tools for establishing control, particularly with emotional downies.

Warren broke free of his handler and began screaming and throwing trays around the restaurant.

by Mike P Kelly February 25, 2007

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two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

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handlebar

when a female grasps onto a males pubic hairs while giving oral sex, thus forming the shape of a set of handlebars

dude, did you get some from judie last night

hell yeah, she started handlebaring me when i whipped my dick out

by yeahdudeimawesome August 26, 2009

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love-handling

when you put a really fat chick on her side and fuck her love handles.

shit man. that bitch must be 350 pounds. can you just picture me love-handling the shit out of her?

by jc chazez April 24, 2008

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Tahiti One Handed Deluxe

You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.

That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.

by "Big" Charlie April 3, 2007

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