Hockey

A sport overly obsesed by canadians where 2 teams hit a urinal tablet to a net and then fight sloppily on a slipperry surface. (not as good as it sounds it's ALL MEN)

P.S I'm Canadian

Canadian: OH did U See teh hockey game EHHH???

American: Oh you mean boxing on ice?

by Pauly Jenkins October 4, 2011

hockey

the best sport ever, and is best played by girls. yet sadly, it is becoming a victim of the times; with the coming of gear combo packs, and meatheads who cant take a punch. the new "hockey" is even said to be put second to american football by some CANADIANS! its just sad. but we will fight on, we will rid the sport of the adulterating wusses who say they can play (sydney crosby), and we will prevail over the ever present need for sleek and new, and go back to playing on ponds and lakes.

1. dude lests go play some hockey!

2. naw man, renting ice is expensive and besides the fotball game is on

1. wtf?

by 5555555 December 13, 2010

hoctor

basically, a slang term for a hat doctor

"Oh no! My hat broke! I need a hoctor!"

by jessi, amy and steph June 14, 2008

Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.

I hate Miss Hockett

by Tony January 28, 2004

Ostrich Hockey

A term used to describe contact hockey with brutal hockey players. Usually consists of good hockey players, who gave up the dream, playing contact hockey against players that can barely skate (tri-pods). Because the brutal players cannot skate, their eyes are focused on their skates, hence, head in the dirt, like an ostrich. Furthermore, they cannot protect themselves, and are subject to devastating body contact.

College club hockey is a good example of this.

"Hows the league stuey?" "Ostrich hockey, guys skating with their heads down. These guys can get hurt out there."

by Molson XXX May 14, 2007

hockey

A game that lots of men love because it is very violent and pointless.
For some reason Canada is also always linked to it. As are missing teeth and blood.
Fun, huh?

Dude, that guy is missing alot of teeth!
It's cause he plays hockey!

by Bekiweki August 21, 2009

Hockession

A dump in the northern part of thebeautiful state of Delaware. Also named Ho-town for obvious reasons. This is home to some of the richest people who try and act gangsta. The Founder of this town had no idea that it would turn out to become what it is today. If he had known he probabbly would have never of founded it in the first place

Just go there and look around Hockession.

by hotown sucks November 11, 2008