"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"
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"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
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She revised (revises) history to people don't know that she was that cause of all the issues.
She revised history so people will think she is the victim.
She revised history so people will think she is the victim.
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