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Canada's History

Refers to when a woman holds on to any type of antler mount and you rail her from behind using maple syrup as lubricant.
I taught your mother about Canada's History last night.
by Posslington February 4, 2010
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A sexual act so depraved it should only be described in a conversation using hand signals.

"Canada's History" is symbolic of the founding of said country - namely, Lord English fucking his French housekeeper, resulting in creating a country to hide all their illegitimite offspring.

"Canada's History" falls under the "roll-playing" category, and involves moose antlers, maple syrup (pure, not that cheap flavoured corn syrup stuff), and the Stanley Cup. Use your imagination to make up senarios featuring each item.
Canada's History: Lord English commanded his French housekeeper to dust his prize moose antlers. The French housekeeper took down the antlers from above the fireplace, and instead of using an ordinary duster, straddled the antlers and slowly slid along it's length, moving her hips and legs to go all around every corner. All the time she never breaks eye contact with Lord English.

"Is it clean now, my Lord?" she asked.
"Allow me to inspect," he replies.

To be continued...
by _@_V February 9, 2010
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A sexual act in which a man wears antlers, pushes the Stanley cup up his partner's vagina and pours maple syrup down her asshole.
Hey, I get to learn Canada's history later tonight.
by Colbert's Army February 4, 2010
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An annual orgy held in Ottawa during the Stanley Cup series wherein the participants will only copulate with moose antlers using maple syrup as lubricant.
I've been stretching my sphincter out a lot, prepping for this year's Canada's History
by Colbert Nation #4209 February 4, 2010
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A sexual act where a moose fucks a man or woman, and at the same time is eating maple syrup out of someones asshole, whom of which tries to mutter the Canadian national anthem while masturbating into the Stanley Cup.
We're going to go try Canada's History out in the woods tonight.
by CNation BDK February 4, 2010
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Making whoopy with an elk (Canada's answer to the South Carolina horse).
I see you bought an elk. Trying out some of Canada's History, eh?
by ihatebears February 5, 2010
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A day of celebration in Canada honouring Celine Dion. Traditionally the celebrations are started by Wayne Gretzky taking a diarrhea poo into Celine Dions mouth while she attemps to sing the Canadian national anthem. At noon on this great day rabid tequila fed Bears, Cougars, Moose, and Beavers are then set loose by the thousands in downtown Toronto to rape, kill, and eat whatever they please. Celebrations are concluded by Avril Lavigne finger banging a Canadian Goose to orgasm while Wayne Gretzky in turn fornicates her with a golden jewel encrusted hockey stick.
"Dude did you watch Canadian History? The viscosity of Wayne Gretzky's diarhea poo this year was amazing!"
by Fanatana817 February 19, 2010
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