Refers to when a woman holds on to any type of antler mount and you rail her from behind using maple syrup as lubricant.
by Posslington February 4, 2010
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"Canada's History" is symbolic of the founding of said country - namely, Lord English fucking his French housekeeper, resulting in creating a country to hide all their illegitimite offspring.
"Canada's History" falls under the "roll-playing" category, and involves moose antlers, maple syrup (pure, not that cheap flavoured corn syrup stuff), and the Stanley Cup. Use your imagination to make up senarios featuring each item.
"Canada's History" is symbolic of the founding of said country - namely, Lord English fucking his French housekeeper, resulting in creating a country to hide all their illegitimite offspring.
"Canada's History" falls under the "roll-playing" category, and involves moose antlers, maple syrup (pure, not that cheap flavoured corn syrup stuff), and the Stanley Cup. Use your imagination to make up senarios featuring each item.
Canada's History: Lord English commanded his French housekeeper to dust his prize moose antlers. The French housekeeper took down the antlers from above the fireplace, and instead of using an ordinary duster, straddled the antlers and slowly slid along it's length, moving her hips and legs to go all around every corner. All the time she never breaks eye contact with Lord English.
"Is it clean now, my Lord?" she asked.
"Allow me to inspect," he replies.
To be continued...
"Is it clean now, my Lord?" she asked.
"Allow me to inspect," he replies.
To be continued...
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A sexual act in which a man wears antlers, pushes the Stanley cup up his partner's vagina and pours maple syrup down her asshole.
by Colbert's Army February 4, 2010
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by Colbert Nation #4209 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A sexual act where a moose fucks a man or woman, and at the same time is eating maple syrup out of someones asshole, whom of which tries to mutter the Canadian national anthem while masturbating into the Stanley Cup.
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Get the Canada's History mug.A day of celebration in Canada honouring Celine Dion. Traditionally the celebrations are started by Wayne Gretzky taking a diarrhea poo into Celine Dions mouth while she attemps to sing the Canadian national anthem. At noon on this great day rabid tequila fed Bears, Cougars, Moose, and Beavers are then set loose by the thousands in downtown Toronto to rape, kill, and eat whatever they please. Celebrations are concluded by Avril Lavigne finger banging a Canadian Goose to orgasm while Wayne Gretzky in turn fornicates her with a golden jewel encrusted hockey stick.
"Dude did you watch Canadian History? The viscosity of Wayne Gretzky's diarhea poo this year was amazing!"
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