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hello im gay
by rhtgydjghf November 21, 2016
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The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
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Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*
by wordyteen June 4, 2025
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Hello

A way you say "you are over there and you are cool and new so I'm gonna say HELLO!!1!!111!
Hello.
by hellohellopseudonym September 10, 2022
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hello

"Hello, how is your day?
by jokubulissss March 26, 2024
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Hello

a word you use when you get surprised from a situation.
(a fight randomly breaks out) "Hello"
by bluevelvet37 May 1, 2024
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hello

by Balakumar October 15, 2020
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