glass dick

1. An overused or out of date item (a certain website, chain e-mail etc.)on the Internet, although the purveyor thinks it is brand new.

The phrase comes from the picture of a woman golfer kissing a trophy that made the e-mail rounds awhile back. The angle and lighting in the photo made it appear as though she was kissing a penis made of glass.

I've seen that site before, it's just a glass dick.

by Steven Marshall November 28, 2006

Glass Plating

It's when you put a glass plate over your face and a girl sh*ts on it!

Boy: Let's go glass plate behind the tree.

Girl: Nah, maybe later.

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

Glass-of-Water-Theory

The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.

"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)

by Jacob Blintz February 18, 2011

stained-glass ceiling

The discrimination which can prevent women from rising beyond a certain point in the church hierarchy.

"She could never become a bishop because of the stained-glass ceiling."

by free2create December 13, 2008

magnifying glass

A lens that is used to examine someone’s insanely small chode.

His chode was very small that people had to use a magnifying glass in order to see it.

by Minecraft1238 March 19, 2019

Glass Cannon

A build of an Amazon in Diablo II, which has low life and defense but makes up in the fields of insane damage and speed with a bow.
You basically stack Dex instead of Vit, and instant damage.
Your goal is usually a 7 frame attack.

Fred: Woah, did you see Bill's new Glass Cannon? That mother fucker owned all the little hoes in that pub game!
John: He stole my gold :(
Fred: Shut up John, you little bitch.

by DaysOfDeath October 18, 2008

glass-wipe

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.

Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.

by Silver K June 1, 2009