german chocolate poundcake

a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!

Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!

by smashedflat December 16, 2007

Flag

Get the german chocolate poundcake mug.

German Tan

When a german man/woman shits on their lover, then smothers it round there body.

"WTF you doin!"
"german tan baby, you know you like it"

by do;ngdngdnifdaadgoijp June 22, 2008

Flag

Get the German Tan mug.

Related Words

Guermonprez • Guerm • Guerman • Guermazi • Guermech • guermo • Germans • Germany • Germ • Germantown

The Germ

A dance used by 30 somethings while in the act of mating.

Joel: That guy is having a seizure or is possibly retarded.
Nick: No way man. He is doing the Germ.

by Nick3333 May 31, 2007

Flag

Get the The Germ mug.

german-cruncher

A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.

Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.

by Kristin May 13, 2005

Flag