Going up the River Thames

Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.

Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
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by falolout August 4, 2010

going Massie

To go hard while doing something, typically while eating food while high.

Dude, I'm about to go Massie on this food.

He was totally going Massie on that monster cookie last night.

by Rudy Higher March 28, 2011

going to jail

Normally used when the subject is jailbait but has other uses, like when a particularly bad idea is suggested.

Gwen: Be warned, I was the oldest person at the Mae show last time.
Christopher: Woohoo! Goin' to jail!

gMan: Hey, let's go smoke bowls in front of the police station.
Killa: Aw hell, goin' to jail!

by killa cam July 18, 2004

going to texas

getting high, smoking up, getting stoned, doing drugs, getting mesed up, smoking mary-jane,

let's smake this blunt and go to Texas.

by BaileyNicole August 3, 2005

Going Danish

To go for some pastry

Later on we'll go and get coffee and we'll be going Danish

by Nick hadziannis October 4, 2007

going 30

when you are about to throw fist.

" i swear if i see her we are going 30 "

by mnosida July 12, 2017

going Glinner

Going Glinner means to piss it all up the wall for ALL the wrong reasons.

Named after the former TV personality Graham Linehan (who goes by the online moniker "Glinner"), whose wife divorced him and took the kids and house because of his descent into unhinged transphobic rants, and who had a musical production canceled because he doubled down on it all. Instead of realizing that maybe he'd gone a little too far and lost a little too much, he instead exemplifies all the negative connotations of "in for a penny, in for a pound" and continues to dig in and ratchet up the hateful nonsense.

Everyone makes mistakes. People occasionally double down on them. But until you've literally destroyed your career and your family and still refuse to own all your mistakes, you aren't going Glinner.

Ye is on the cusp of going Glinner as he devolves into anti-Semitic nonsense and has gotten (allegedly) over $1 billion worth of contracts canceled, but time will tell whether he continues on this path and goes full Glinner, or if he backs off the hateful rhetoric to salvage his career and name.

by SanePeopleOfTheWorld January 30, 2023