German fudge slam.

the german fudge slam is performed by the female shitting on the males dick while getting it in the ass. After he has a shitt covered dick that looks like a fudge sickle the female simply sucks all of the shitt off of the throbbing cock.

while brandon was getting it in the ass he turned things around and gave cody a sweet suprise with the German fudge slam.

by ilikelittleboys August 10, 2007

German S'more

When a man cums on a girl's chest, then craps on her. During sex they smear it around and then the girl eats it.

Hey man! Did i tell you about the hilarious German S'more I gave that chick from the party on Saturday?

by Republicrayon February 11, 2009

Dirty German

Fornicating with a sweaty armpit. Preferably unshaven.

"Dude, when that bitch passed out I gave her a dirty German!"
"Sweet!"

by TCK82 February 8, 2008

German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.

After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

German Backpacking

Shitting in a plastic bag and hitting your partner round the face during sex with it

Me and my girl love German backpacking to change the atmosphere in the bedroom

by Immunocompromised May 5, 2015

German Diving Helmet

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.

Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!

by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018

German Oven

A place used to deal with bankers and the liars on television news.
A machine used to restore a country to its glory. Great for cooking a certain group of people you get censored if you talk about.

We need to put all of the bankers and Hollywood producers in a German Oven

by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019