A person who never knows what he is talking about and nobody ever listens to them, they usually tend to have very small penis’s and have old men clothing style. They wear new balance shoes that old people wear and are only 5’0 if that.
by Garrett Lawson May 1, 2019
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A undeniable power couple, Garrett and Emma always win at everything they do. While most Garrett and Emmas are broke, they still ball out and live life to the fullest. Their sex is another story. Both filled to the brim with love and lust, they cum simultaneously nonstop for as long as they want. If you are lucky enough to know and Garrett and Emmas, then you are in for some fun adventures as you stare at both of their perfect, sculpted, sexy bodies. Don't let this intimidate you, as Garrett and Emmas are very accepting of everybody and use their incredible personalities to skyrocket the mood of everyone surrounding them.
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Super sexy boy rocks long hair straight rock AF1s Likes blond hair sexy girls has nice friends that care about him. Really really cooool
by GarrinNotGarrin November 3, 2021
Get the Garrin mug.One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.
Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.
by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021
Get the Garden hose mug.When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
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