the gates

the gates, a rather famous art exhibit hitting the city of new york last winter, featuring large "saffron" panels of fabric on square frame, was most famous for its utter lack of point. While some art critics loved cristo's open-ended declaration of art, of allowing the viewers to make up their own meanings for the exhibit, others, and many civillians, were stuck by the utter meaninglessness of the project, as the pieces of fabric resembled lawn decorations.

also, more broadly, an example of anything utterly useless and ridiculous, on a grand scale.

I went to see the gates in central park last year, and didn't understand it.

This is as useless as the gates, man.

by antisan January 7, 2006

waste gate

The sphincter muscle that controls the exit out of or conversely the entry into the poop chute.

Open that waste gate and take it like a man!

by Jack in Hawaii May 3, 2008

eight inner gates

Eight Inner Gates: If you go extremely fast while jacking off, and in each gate, you ejaculate even harder and harder. When you reach the eighth gate, you can then stick your penis in and out of a girl and eventually die, which is obvious for the eighth gate, but you become a sex god.

Person 1: Yo, how did it go last night on pornhub?
Person 2: AMAZING, I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE SEVENTH GATE AND WAS EJACULATING SO HARD!!!
Person 1: Pssh, I went to the eighth gate and my girl loves me because im a god in bed.
Person 2: Oh no, you went to the maximum of eight inner gates so now you might die!
Person 1: It doesn't mat-

by theboss190 December 31, 2020

[gate keeper]

Rather large, moody African American women, in the city of Atlanta, that are in charge of, or in the way during, everything that you must do in a given day. The gate keeper being pissed at the world for what ever reason make it unbearable and almost impossible to complete the various task(s) at hand in a given day.

I was going to go to the bank but the gate keeper closed the line I was in, when it was my turn, so she go on a cigarette break.

I was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.

I just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper won't let me give her my f*cking money to pay my ticket. She wants me to go to jail!!!

by fuk$ August 15, 2008

Panic at the gates

When in an work situation your boss demands that you have a report on his desk by yesterday you experience panic at the gates. A high pressured work deadline.

The manager called in yesterday and wanted my project outline by tomorrow! Panic at the gates!

by Dr Evil Secretary December 8, 2004

Gatekeepers

Overgrown chest hair that drapes over your entire nipple, blocking it from view.

Brian loves it when LeeAnn tugs on his Gatekeepers.

by Biff38 January 29, 2007

Elizabeth Gates

a stuck up, snobby ass, bitch who thinks she is better then everyone. a nasty whore only interested in getting dick. thinks 1990 riceburners are the greatest things in the world. who dates fucks named adam that look like her 8 year old brother.

sonnofa beth!
my ex-girlfriend cheated on me then broke up with me a week later. damn, you could say she just pulled a beth.
bitch

by adam schuster March 8, 2004