Rusty French-horn

To suck a guys dick and fist his asshole at the same time.

Yo motha fucka does your dick feel good,and does your ass hurt from the Rusty French-horn last night?!

by Zack Payne October 4, 2006

french stoplight

has four lights instead of three because in France they just don't give a fuck.

re-rack, french stoplight

by Jellyfish137 April 19, 2009

french tailpipe

The act of burping into your partner's anus. Said burp then gets farted back into your mouth. The process can then be repeated for a dual-exhaust bonus.

Farting into your partner's mouth and then having them burp your fart into your mouth or your anus also constitutes as a french tailpipe.

"That french tailpipe smells like poop but tastes like lunch!

by team gonzo January 26, 2010

French Military

1)The armed forces of France...

2)a contradictory term

The french military got defeated for the 15th time this century...

by Lord bob ruler of the catfish army May 24, 2005

French Tickle

This is the act performed upon either a male or female, where a person inserts his/her finger into the anus of another individual by suprise. This causes the other persons buttcheeks to clench tightly and in most cases, they will go into a state of paralysis. Go ahead, try it, and prove me wrong.

Aaron K. is not affected by the French Tickle because he is a sick little fag who enjoys the feeling of men's fingers in his anal cavity.

by Andrew McAwesome! August 4, 2006

French

1)The language of the people who live in France.

2)Short for French kiss which means to put your tongue in someone's mouth when you kiss them.

1)I had to learn a second language in school so I chose French.

2)While I was making out with my boyfriend, he put his tongue in my mouth, which later I learned is called a French kiss.

by Newbia June 10, 2004

Fence Jumper

A illegal person from either mexico,cantral or south america

geroge lopez is a fence jumper

by Carlos martinez December 28, 2005