Free Money

The only thing that makes people happy

Bruh I just got free money! My life is complete!

by Hyenabird X January 18, 2018

Free Willy, the

When you straddle a girl in the doggie style position, resting your nuts on her back, and then you pee upward in an arc, having it land on her head. Thus giving her a nice yellow-spewing blowhole.

When I gave her the Free Willy, she looked up and thought the ceiling was leaking!

by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

free zone

Anti-discrimination program in colleges like Purdue.

Gay fagt0r, you are an ethnic, bizniatch with no legs and free-zone violations. >:O>:O>:O

by Sventon January 22, 2004

Free Hand Job

The act of getting a hand job for free

Wow these Asian hookers give the best free hand jobs, good thing they're locked up in Austins basement

by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

free spirit

An individual, typically female, who frequently engages in meaningless and uninhibited sex; often with many different partners.

That hippie chick says that she's a "free spirit," but I think she's just a slut.

by MosH8ed December 30, 2006

free taos!

a popular bumper sticker for snowboarders in New Mexico. Taos does not allow snowboarders, only faggot skiiers, thereby hogging one of the greatest mountains of all time.

free taos!!!

VIVA NEW MEXICO!!!

by milkshake January 20, 2005

free oldies

Pathetic web site and forum made by ignorant people who take "FO" as their purpose in life and "job".

Strangly, also linked with free porn of old people (mature porn), but in this case, it's just a bunch of french guys that used to be in a neo facsist klu klux klan and stupid fucking old people like Storm Rider and Weasel Wardancer who push their neo nazi beliefs on a web forum, in hope of a resurection for their fuhrer.

guy: Hey this forum looks good I think i'll register.

dude: no way man, you'll just get your ass flamed off the forum, and end up getting banned for no reason.

by Shenmoo June 17, 2004