first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

by Dontfuckwithme21 December 14, 2017

firing squad

A form of execution in which twelve soldiers line up to kill a death sentenceé by firing rifles at his heart. If the sentenceé is seated indoors, only seven soldiers will appear.

I want to get killed by firing squad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

first rule of warfare

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004

Chinese Fire Drill

1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.

2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade

See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle

1
Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...

2
Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.

by Jsten December 9, 2008

Spit Hot Fire

1) A term used when rap or hip hop artists is thinking they are awsome. Usually after they sing really fast and makes sense.

2) Used on the Dave Chappelle Showwhere Chappelle makes fun of the MTV show Making the Band where Chappelle is supposed to be singing a song but just rambles on yet says he spits hot fire. Wyclef walks up to him and asks him if he is really going to sing. Chappelle then chokes Wyclef.

1) Rick: Wow Sean Paul that song was amazing.
Sean Paul: YamahnunoIspithotfire.

2) Cappelle: Rattata-Ratttataha-Rattahtatta. I SPIT HOT FIRE!
Wyclef: *walks close up to him* Hey man. Are you actually sing the song?
Cappelle: ....You're too close to the fire! You're too close man! *chokes out of Wyclef*

by mister boondock March 2, 2006

arcade fire

A fine Indie-Rock band so bautiful and gut-wrenching it makes Radiohead almost look at posers.

Grandpa-What's that song on the radio that's makin us weep?
Grandma-Must be Arcade Fire...

by TheCalamar September 26, 2006

First comment fag

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

by glugugugugugug March 6, 2011