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[minger] fingers 

stubby dirty fingers found mostly on mingers and white trash
"Dave, get your minger fingers away from my pizza!"
[minger] fingers by flavastick September 26, 2008

cheat fingers 

the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.
friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"
cheat fingers by ivice September 22, 2009

Fish Fingers on the Dance Floor 

The action of simultaneously finger blasting and dancing with a female while at the club.
"Yo man did you see that dude getting some fish fingers on the dance floor at Neptunes last night."

"Yea the girl was going wild."

Freudian Fingers 

When you type a word or words unintentionally, but the mistake still has (unintended) meaning or appropriateness to the situation.
Actual Freudian Fingers:
I meant to type, "I want to smack him so bad!"
I actually typed, "I want to spank him so bad!"
Or
"Dammit! Boob really messed up this time!" when you meant to type "Bob."
Freudian Fingers by AnnieB. November 18, 2011

tickle fingers 

The act of using your fingers with the intent to seduce someone.
"I seduced the hot man with my tickle fingers."
tickle fingers by DickChocolate49 December 30, 2015

taco fingers 

When you insert your fingers into a woman's vagina in preparation for oral or traditional sex, and she is either just beginning or just ending her period. The woman will likely have a tangy smell to her vagina and some crusty goo as well.

When you pull your fingers out, after some good deep penetration, you find that there is clotted blood, fungus, crusted cheesy creamy goo and small hairs all over your fingers. The combination of these substances on your fingers resembles having run your fingers through a warm ground beef taco, cheesy enchilada or bean burrito.
I had my girl so warm and wet, ready for me to pop her good, but when I pulled my fingers out I had the chunkiest Taco Fingers ever! No fear thoough, I wiped them off and hit it good. Andalay!

Andalay Puta!
taco fingers by Arbbunny April 25, 2016