Shit Field

Regardless of sexual orientation, shit fields are the pastures where an individual resides following a sexual encounter with an "ugly bitch." You are required to maintain the field by picking up the diarrehea that the ugly whore dumps on the green. One tries to escape the shit field by proving themselves capable of acquiring quality ass.

I have been running around in the shit fields for two years before I banged my best friends hot ass mom last week.

by Josh Sears July 15, 2007

Left Field

Where you have to go between second and third base.

We've gotten past second, but not to third yet, so we're 'dicking' around in left field.

by kowboi December 6, 2011

Fendy

Derived from the word Friend and you take the R(relationship) and I (intimate)out and you have "Fendy".
A suitable descreet arrangement that exist's between two consenting adults involving only sex and no excuses and never having to say you are sorry.

VERY IMPORTANT: Not to let "Fendy" stay the night otherwise emotions may develop!

Your regular friday night Fendy (visitor)

who comes after dark when your teenage kids have gone out to party and who leaves before the sun comes up and the kids come home.

by Cougar-Mobile N.Z May 5, 2009

Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.

Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3

by Lyshan November 4, 2009

fender bender

sex position where the receiving partner bends over and holds onto the round base of a Fender guitar stool while the penetrator stands behind. great for hitting the g-spot if you're a short girl with a tall partner.

I was so glad my recording studio is soundproof; she's a screamer whenever we do the Fender Bender.

by Heina March 14, 2007

fender rhodes

An addendum to my definition: CBS did not drop the Fender name in '69. That happened in '75. In '69, the silver-topped pianos, still bearing the Fender name, became the black-finished Mk 1 stage and suitcase series. Two very important years for Rhodes indeed. Then came the flat-topped Mk 2, etc. post-CBS. The last electric (tine/tuning fork) piano Rhodes produced was the Mk V in 1984.

Oops, I confused the major Rhodes developments of '69 and '75!! I'm a chumpah.

by The Rev. Eighty-Eight Fingers Butler September 15, 2004

corn field

a corn field is when you cant talk about a subject becuase of the "ears" that are around who are listening

"omg did you see Carla, she is dressed like a total whore!"

"Hey its a corn field, can we talk about that later??"

by mistressNikki March 19, 2010