A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .
Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !
Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
Jim : wow shes hot !
Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
by lucylionb January 21, 2012
Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.
He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!
by OhMyJuly July 01, 2010
When you write post thinking its something inspiring or trending. But instead it receives lots of backlash. Due to the backlash you post an apology expressing your regret hitting send and delete the post.
Did you read Gina’s post on Facebook?
Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.
Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.
by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023
When you get on your computer for a specific reason and somehow wind up on facebook completely forgetting your original purpose.
loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip
loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip
"Yes, professor, I know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense I experienced a facebook slip. In all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research."
by jackcracksmith August 28, 2011
Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
by Galderamos December 28, 2011
When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.
"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."
"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"
"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"
by nunya0129 July 12, 2012
People who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. Most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques.
(FB Picture of Sam's Ex GF Monica grinding on some dude)
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.
Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!
Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!
Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.
Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
by M1lesmanifesto January 23, 2012