x factory

a girl who has the power to turn a straight lass bisexual..cos she has the x factor that she cant resist

the girl i did it with last week was an x factory

by anony mouse August 5, 2004

Nutso Facto

1. Something that is extreme to the nuts factor.
2. A much smarter-sounding way of saying "that's nuts."
3. A revised version of the latin phrase 'ipso facto,' referring to a transitive property of truth that is, in your opinion, totally fucking bogus.

"I found out that my dad put his company in my name to avoid taxes, and now the company's being audited. Nutso facto, I'm going to prison."
"Dude that sucks, you're like, nine."

by Zimmermann August 12, 2006

Charlie and the chocolate factory

This term means to commit suicide by making a pool of animal or human feces and to drown yourself in it refering to the one scene in Charlie and the chocolate factory where the fat kid fell into the chocolate

Man did you hear how Tim died
No, how did he?
He pulled a Charlie and the chocolate factory
Oh thats gross

by ChickenNuggetLover69 November 23, 2016

Ex-Cub Factor

Any team that an Ex-Cub plays on usually does better than his time with the Cubs. Thus, the Ex-Cub factor.

Looks like the Ex-Cub factor is in effect

by Sammy September 17, 2003

Shit Factory

1. Someone who is only capable of producing lots of bullshit. When called out on it, said Shit Factory does not care.
2. Someone who literally produces lots of shit.

Dear God, that girl Amanda is such a Shit Factory. Everything she says is a lie.

by Chet Fagget November 17, 2010

Factos

What you say to acknowledge your insurmountable greatness professed to you by a ballsucking fanboy.

"Dear Cristiano,

Cristiano Ronaldo this year:

🏆 Italian Cup.

🏆 Italian Super Cup.

⚽️ Top scorer of the Euro Cup.

⚽️ Top scorer of the Italian Championship.

⚽️ Top scorer for Juventus in the 2020/21 season.

⚽️ Top scorer for Manchester United in the 2021/22 season.

🥇 Became the top scorer in football history in official goals.

🥇 Became the greatest scorer and greatest assistant in the history of the Euro Cup.

They still put the guy in 6th… Do you really think that 5 guys did more than him in the year? Never.

And who does the prize go to? For Messi, who only won the Copa del Rey by Barcelona, he hasn't scored a goal against Real Madrid since when Cristiano left, disappeared in the big games of the season, won the Copa America that was supposed to be every 4 years and do practically every year. He didn't score in the final or the semifinal. And he's been having a weak season with PSG individually.

For Cristiano to win this prize he has to be 300% unquestionable. It's no use scoring the most beautiful bike of the year, being champion of everything by club, top scorer of everything and scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup, they still provide a way to take the prize from him.

Theft. Dirt. Shame. Simply regrettable.

Who saw, saw. Anyone with enough intelligence knows who the real deserving ones are.

Receiving awards without earning it is false happiness, without pride.

Regardless of these awards, the CR7 will always be the best in history!"

"Factos 👍👀"

by Lingardinho December 2, 2021

Guy Factor

Guy factor is acquired experience gained from doing male type activities. This can include but not limited to: dating, hooking up with females, use of slang or cursive language, ability to pick up females, high pain tolerance, high fear tolerance. Guy factor is measured in Yx, where "Y" represents the number of experience gained and "x" represents the factor, just like in a mathematical equation or representation of an unknown number or factor.

Bill: "Yo, did you see Chad hook up with Cattie?"
Robert: "Yeah man, his guy factor increased from 15x to 16x man"

or

Bill: "Yo, did you see Chad cry while watching that chick flick?"
Robert: "Yeah man, what a pussy. His guy factor went down 2 steps for crying and watching a chick flick. 16x to 14x."

by xaviour May 28, 2008