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by Psi August 10, 2004

fatty confusion

What fat people who try to lose weight get when they can't lose weight. A state of confusion, anger, and self pity. People with this disorder will despise fit people and sometimes even cry at night - some however just don't look into the reasons why they're not losing weight and complain, often giving the excuse "I have really slow metabolism" or something like that. Fatty confusion is 99% of the time primarily due to lack of knowledge on how to lose weight but in some cases people actually do have very slow metabolism or other disorders which prevent them from having an ordinary or low body fat level.

1. ...and then we departed and I went to the check out line and the clerk was like "OMG WHY!? WHY? WHY SO MANY EGGS!?" and I"m liek "its not that much it'll last me like 2-3 days tops" and she's liek "wha!? why? WHY SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH!?" and I"M like "well I'm trying to put on weight" and she's liek "your trying to put on weight yet you buy fat free cheese?" I'm like "I wanna put on good weight not fat weight" and ramein happens to be right next to me in the same check out line with his mom and is like "lean body mass..... you definitly know what your doin you put on a SHITLOAD of size.. and I mean ALOTTTT of size since I remmeber you first started lifting.." and his mom looks at me and goes "oh no another one.." and I"m liek "what?" and she's liek "its so hard living with him he eats so much!" and I"M liek "hahaha ya so do I he really eats alot?" and she's like "TONSSSSS!! he doesn't stop!" and the clerk was like cuase she was really fat and didn't undedrstnad why this kid ate so much and his body fat was so low..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! - Taken from the memoirs of ReSpAwN DeMoN
2. That bitch gave me the fatty confusion look and tried to act all "ive got a more important job than you" on me.

by brendan November 21, 2004

Fatty

a really fat dude, ppl that you don't like, someone you want to fight.

What FATTY?!? Wanna box?

by leslie May 13, 2005

fatty

He's not good enough for you, but he acts as if he's too good for you. If you need a visual: roll around in bed with 20 lbs. of jello.

Fatty, you are lame, Brian if you lived in Eden.

by Fatty stole my candy June 22, 2008

Fattorusso

A last name referring to a little known clan of italians who hail from New Jersey. They are most well known for their love of food and drink. Noteable members of the Fattorusso clan include Ron Fattorusso an accomplished saxophone musician and Joe Fattorusso an accomplished nuclear reactor operator in the USN. The drink of choice for this group is Sambuca.

Anthony Fattorusso

by Da Wiz October 20, 2008

four finger fattie

a large wad of snuff that covers four fingers when taken out of the tin

after a stressful day, i had to pop in a four finger fattie

by mark palmer March 15, 2004

Fattitude

1.A mindset that revolves around fast food menus. 2.where you just need to eat as unhealthy as possible.

John told me that they have quater pounders 2 for 3 bucks, let's go!

John and the subject both have a good fattitude.

by mashed potato topping April 4, 2009