“Ew you look like shit what did you do last night?”
“I hung out with Will and I had to eat the sun. It tasted like battery acid.”
“I hung out with Will and I had to eat the sun. It tasted like battery acid.”
by Dragonkum March 6, 2020
Get the Eat the sunmug. Kristof, who was almost in an accident, had to eat his phone and turn the wheel sharply to avoid hitting the other driver.
Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.
Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.
by wmspaceman August 2, 2009
Get the Phone Eatingmug. 
by heytheremrbruce April 5, 2015
Get the eating orangesmug. Cole's got his eating shoes on today, you know what that means!
His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.
Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
His girlfriend was angry when she heard that he lost his eating shoes at the game.
Cole's Birkenstocks are his eating shoes and it makes sense that he wears them all the time.
by Big Hole Cole April 29, 2019
Get the eating shoesmug. by LarryB2015 June 6, 2015
Get the Eating the Rainbowmug. When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.
Meant as a sign of longevity.
Meant as a sign of longevity.
Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"
by Klapp710 June 6, 2015
Get the Eats the Toastmug.