If you know an Eric, run. He will break your belongings, says stupid shit, throws water bottles, and tried to kill hamsters. Erics are psychopaths, they will kill you and your cat. So run....
Person 1:Ughhh, I can't believe a person just killed my cat and hamster collection.
Person2:That stinks, must be an Eric, you should move to Mexico you're in too deep.
Person2:That stinks, must be an Eric, you should move to Mexico you're in too deep.
by Gert696969999696 November 16, 2019
Eric is so Eric
by PineSpringsPrep November 23, 2021
An Australopithecus that doesn’t give two fucks about life. He thinks he can fly by aiming for the ground and missing. Sound’s legit.
by Dax call September 09, 2019
Maddd Scientists, Evil Geneous!
He can build, construct, fix, make, create, design anything and everything with ease (as long as he has the things needed to do so... which usually manifests and finds magically in the fkn desert!
He's only shy at first but he pushes through that shyness and he'll tell you right off the bat that he us who he us he does what he does if you don't like it kick rocks.
He's sExxxy, Intelligent, resourceful, magical, set in his ways.
MINE, FUCK OFF ¥^_^¥♡
He can build, construct, fix, make, create, design anything and everything with ease (as long as he has the things needed to do so... which usually manifests and finds magically in the fkn desert!
He's only shy at first but he pushes through that shyness and he'll tell you right off the bat that he us who he us he does what he does if you don't like it kick rocks.
He's sExxxy, Intelligent, resourceful, magical, set in his ways.
MINE, FUCK OFF ¥^_^¥♡
Eric is God
by LitKit426 December 05, 2021
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