dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

Drink This over

Sort of like "Think this over" only with diminished decision making faculties. Usually poor decisions come from this course of action. The act of making a decision fueled by booze.

Gee let me see... You want me to come to your hotel room and get naked with you. Let me drink this over a minute will you. Ok... whats the worst that can happen.

by word jockey April 11, 2015

drink snap

When you send a drunk snapchat (picture/video/message) to a person. Not being aware of that you said.

Ex boyfriend: why did you send me a drink snap last night?

by show your demonds no fear March 6, 2016

Driet

The Driet is a drinking diet. The Driet is designed to help reduce alcohol intake if a person thinks he/she may be drinking in excess. Just like a food diet, the Driet is not about giving up alcohol altogether, but about developing a better understanding of drinking and reducing alcohol intake to a more healthy level.

Person 1: Why are you only having one glass of wine tonight?
Person 2: Because I’m on the Driet

by drietcampaign March 19, 2016

drink from the wallet

An action which implies that you drink any type of alcohol which has been poured onto your friend's balls before consuming.

"Oy Calum ye fat cunt!"
"What the fuck is up with you James you naughty twat?"
"If you call me a naughty twat again Calum, I'll fucking make ye drink from the wallet I swear on me mum"

by Calum McWalletson April 24, 2016

dried gluestick

When you cum straight up then let the jizz dry on tip of your meat stick (dick without skin) then once dry, peel off very fast just like when you were little and peeled dried glue off your hand.

dude, you should totally try the dried gluestick!

by Ugin™ April 25, 2016

dried tomato

A person that makes awkward faces.

Oh hey. That girl is a dried tomato

by What you mean September 11, 2016