The Dirty Al

When you fuck a girl in the ass and then go to another girl’s house and she sucks your dick uncleaned.

I fucked Jenn in the ass and then went to Hayley’s and gave her The Dirty Al.

by Al Cabone September 25, 2018

Dirty Feczko

Dirt Feczko: A sexual act involving ass eating. When a person is being eaten out, he or she takes a shit in the mouth of the ass eater. The person that was eaten out turns around and clamps the jaws of the ass eater shut.

Person 1: Dude, I heard you banged her last night! What did you do?
Person 2: I gave her the ol' Dirty Feczko.
Person 3: I wish someone would do that to me.

by RamRancher May 29, 2018

Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019

Dirty Dosanjh

When your hitting from the back and spit in her asshole and it blinks and you wink at it to assert dominance.

Damn bro I gave that stupid stinky whore the biggest dirty dosanjh ever. She’s in rehab now.

by Dirty David Lewis April 20, 2023

Dirty Lucien

When you take sex one step further from pleasing to ~aesthetically pleasing~. You will proceed to take pictures with a huji camera from behind.

“I’m feeling artsy and want to remember tonight, let’a try a Dirty Lucien”

by cheesy1517 April 15, 2020

dirty jamilly

When you put apple sauce on your asshole and let and skater lick it clean while playing games on his DS while saying oof. Then you shove his dick in your ear while you have a leaf blower blow on your clit

I did the dirty jamilly last night with treebranch, leaf blower, and julian.

by Gotm_oof October 1, 2017

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011